February 2012
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imagine if you had sex with someone from tumblr and you said their url instead of their real name
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Stuck in the house with no phone, friends or fun. Somebody entertain me (: nice onee, thanks.
I need to sort my life out.
I’ve been living off nutella on toast for 2 days, my phones broken so I’ve got no chance of getting up for uni and I’ve just pressed the fire alarm instead of turning the light on and woken everybody up.
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Me and my wife are massive paedo's
http://imagine-emily.tumblr.com/
My valentines day
has been spent looking at pictures of sloths and dogs under water. I don’t even regret it :’)
aszrael asked: I love you, be mine?
likekobayashi asked: what's your favourite song at the moment?
likekobayashi asked: do you like valentines?
likekobayashi replied to your post: what do you have planned for valentines day?
amazing answer
It’s not even really a joke, except I don’t have a bath in my house at uni, so i’ll probably just put him in the shower for a bit.
likekobayashi asked: what do you have planned for valentines day?
What i wouldn't give...
To receive something nice in my ask box for once, or an interesting question, or even just somebody who was actually interested in me :|
Anonymous asked: how many gallons of spunk can you fit on your boobs?
Anonymous asked: You are absolutely gorgeous. I would love to take you home & have hardcore sex.
Anonymous asked: ur valentines present is in the post. its my dick
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showmemysoul replied to your post: Every time
you get so many creepy anons, its crazy
I know :| at first I thought it was just somebody having a joke, and now I’m really not sure any more. I have no idea when I became so interesting!
Every time
i post questions or anything, without fail, i will get a least one creepy anon. WHY?! Why would anybody even do it :’)
Anonymous asked: dont care about your answrs just show us your boobs